Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Bashing Rahm is Fun



Infowars - Rahm Emanuel Doesn’t Pay Taxes, So Why Should You?


Rahm Emmanuel telling you what he has to say!


Well you know what, if Mr. Rahm doesn't have to pay shit while he decides where to spend my money, then the IRS can kiss my hairy ass. Mr. Chief of Fraud may have use of this device here in order to remove the hair from my ass out of his teeth.



Time for this fuckass Rahm to confess that he is a terrorist, and he most likely lost his finger while it was up George Bush's ass.



Tenth Amendment Center - Tennessee Sovereignty Resolution

Remember that when 35 states decide that they want the President out, goodbye Obama. You get to take the road of dumbass dictator who got caught. Please enter here. It's the hall of shame, which most likely resembles the presidential escape tunnel built by the Jolly Green Giant.




So Tennessee now gives the finger to Obama, something they already accomplished in the election. Of course, the morons who believe a word Obama, the 10% black and 90% white man, say have deluded themselves by eating too much toothpaste.



Ah the sheeple of America that still continue to follow Obama because he might do something good! Yes, rumors I've heard is that his next plan is to bomb any states that rebel against his Empire. Look Darth, get over your power trip. You're a white guy wearing make-up to make you look blacker. The only person you're fooling are these brainwashed morons that like cheese.



And yes, Obama you are not only like Hitler, you are following his damned plan like a Bible. Fuck the President. Let's see if I get censored or threatened with jail.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

How Sheep Live in Caves 2/24/09



El Paso Times - Homeland Security Official Affirms Mexican Drug Cartel Violence has Spilled Over in Texas

If that isn't the longest headline you've ever seen, other than "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious is Officially Entered into the Dictionaries of the World Because It Sounds like a Middle Eastern Country." Yeah, whavetever.

So the Mexican Drug War has finally hit here... Thanks Mr. Bush.



While Bush was playing his little New World Order part, he mad sure to line his pockets, and then cover his ass with a fake ass war to boost his oil companies. And of course, the DEA has been running its fake drug war for decades. Now we have Mexicans jumping the fence with cocaine bags in each nostril with M-16s the CIA gave them.



Here we see a Mexican women with light tan spray and hair dye showing how it's done down in Tijuana. Now that the cops of Mexico are all owned by coke dealers from Texas to South America, these people can invade at any time.

Those fucking FEMA coffins better be for Mexico cartels because good fucking luck getting Americans to line up for execution. These guys are a bigger threat than CIA-Queda operating a fake war in Iraq, Iran, pick an "AN."



If you believed that fake news story then do us a favor and join the cocaine drug cartels in the FEMA camps as you are a total fucking moron. I'd be surprised if you could find Iraq on a map, much less a globe.

Infowars - Lawmaker Warns of "Forced Servitude" Under Obama







Ah yes, remember Obama's private army where we are all sharing in community service for the greater good/fascist communism? Rahm Emmanuel, well good luck, you Chief of Shit. State Reps have torn off their clothes, put on spandex, and lit their magic capes on fire.

Hell no, we won't go! While Rahm and Obama play "Slick Willie" robbing and destroying the country like every bullshit President since JFK tried to blow the NWO whistle; they also have to make citizens their bitches on the side. How exactly will this draft work?

It's going to be Vietnam all over again, except people will be using the Mexican coke instead of the Ivy League school LSD. This will be the resulting effect.



Yes, apparently everyone will turn into a Nazi youth, but I can see why they'd think that as Obama and Rahm are following the exact formula of the Third Reich. Use the Wikipedia search at the bottom if you're confused.

I am not joining a fucking draft. Hell I've already lost my social security card. Not like you need it to get a job since the biggest growing industry is forced drafts and cocaine cartels.

Infowars - CFR member, Rockefeller deputy attends White House bank meeting






Special interests are not part of Obamanation's administration. Nevermind, Rockefeller/Satan incarnate and his little critters are making special money deals in the White House. Be sure to remember that you voted for change... as in nickels and dimes. Yes, I am saying every Obama voter is a complete moron. You are as stupid as a George Bush voter.

However I forgive you because, like you all say, the Messiah is here and is merely waiting to save America.



He just doesn't believe in that old-fashioned thing called the human soul.

Monday, February 23, 2009

Infowars Comedy Club and How the Government Rapes Your Tax Dollars





Bill Seeks To Withhold Highway Funds To States Who Don't Comply With Real ID

21 states refuse to accept Dictator Bushwacked Real ID Act, as seen, run by this Pentagram SATANIC national capital. Am I on the secret service watch now? If so, I don't care. I didn't do anything, except take a dump on their kittens.

Now Obama is pushing for it as he continues to lick the hairy ass of Bush's laws. Well Obama, sorry, you can DICTATE all you want, but the states have the tenth amendment and will NEVER agree in congress to repeal the tenth amendment. Obamanation is a Clinton-wannabe nation. A nation of high taxes, and high flying kites.



Infowars - The More they do the Worse it Gets



Yes, Congress is basically a bunch of old, fat, white guys or pissed off feminists who still refuse to shave their armpits in the name of women's rights. I'd say they represent about .00000001% of the US population.

Given that most of congress will just kiss Obama's ass repeatedly, I think it's time we showed them who's the boss.



Yes, Tony Danza is in fact, the BOSS. He leads the Italian-run congress currently at odds with the infanticide-loving Obama administration; although he is still a man-nanny. Now we have the biggest SPECIAL INTEREST EVER as the Secretary of the Treasury, Geithner who basically owns the Federal Reserve Bank of New York as he's the CEO!

Can we say...




Yes, Geithner is helping everyone in Obama's cabinet get a little richer while the sheeple of America become this.



The Guardian - Britain faces summer of rage - police



Well, the British have finally woken up to the destruction of their country by foreign bankers. I wonder how long before this happens in the US, except everyone in the US has large amounts of guns. Sounds like a civil war, kickass, except who are we freeing now...?

Freedom from fascism and Malaria-infested fast food! Hopefully instead of looting, Americans will rise up instead and attack McDonald's poisonous food. So they have those pretty little FEMA camps up to round up who again?



Ah yes, but isn't it FEMA's job to respond to emergencies, not round up people like cattle like Hitler? Who knows, but we do have the first African-American President to save us! Oh wait, he's only 10% African. So he's a white guy with really dark sking. AWESOME! The only historic part of the inauguration was that Obama retook the Oath of Office incorrectly...

Prison Planet - Urban Warfare Drills Linked To Coming Economic Rage

Yes, this is true. There's already economic rage, and you can see it at BP and Shell. Some people are already filling up empty jugs to blow up cars at another location like Wal-Mart. Everyone knows the economic solution of no money is to loot Wal-Mart. Remember Hurrican Katrina! Even the cops were looting!



Now economic rage is a new term. I majored in Economics in college, and left college realizing what a fucking joke the banking industry truly is. The banks not only hate that particular major, but would rather hire someone without a high school diploma who will make sure to give out loans to bankrupt companies. Yes, an economic RAGE is happening.

Here is a picture of economic rage before I trot back to Candyland (the place where COMMUNIST Obama voters reside in their minds).



Geithner likes penises. Bush likes weiners. Condoleeza is a black dyke? And Obama is not my President since he isn't even a USA citizen. So go fuck yourself with that customized Lincoln dildo, the pink one with sparkles.



Friday, February 20, 2009

Myspace Censorship Toward My Blog





If you have checked my Myspace profile which you can find yourselves, sorry folks. I am not giving anymore information to corrupt mafia security organizations for the fucking government. They probably already have a file on not just me, but YOU as well that can detail to when we took our first shit in the "potty."

I'm not in favor of all this civil war shit people talk about, I just believe the government should leave people alone, but they are purposely trying to agitate unstable people.

It's not their fucking job to make sure your kid got to the damn school bus by 7 sharp, much less their business what your DNA and BIOMETRIC SIGNATURE is in the name of fighting "terrorists" that were made up during the Bush administration.





Oh no! I must be confusing everyone! What is this? I am anti-Republican and anti-Democrat? I must be unbalanced and unfit to live in this advanced Darwin worshiping society. Or perhaps I'm escaping from the Reptilian aliens.



I have nothing else to say except GO:



~G'nite~

Infowars Serious News with Comedic Satire 2/20/09



CNN - France sends police to quell Guadeloupe violence



"The pillaging ... the violence against people, are not tolerable and will not be tolerated," Alliot-Marie told the French radio station RTL. "It's no longer simply a question of containing the protests. ... This mission of honor will continue to be undertaken, but we also have to fight against the violence." (from the article, duh)

Okay, so that isn't the French riot police up there in that picture, but it's close enough. So France is falling apart and the the wineries are apparently not pumping enough out.

The funniest part of it all is that not only is France rioting, it's the first time France has ever had a spine to fight. Hell, I was surprised to hear that France actually has a real military! Do they shoot Daisy air pistols? I bet they've never even seen a real clip for a 9mm, much less the gun.

Seriously though, is this shit gonna hit the United States? If so, then can we get the riot cops to wear those masks? If so then maybe the unrest will be less because we can't stop laughing. Although, when people in the US start ripping apart cars and throwing molotov cocktails, I have a feeling we'll have M-16s in our faces...

Remember the kindness of our own military.


Little Elian Gonzalez was a MAJOR THREAT to domestic problems.

ABC WPBF News Channel 25 - PBSO Plans To Draw Blood At DUI Checkpoints



An Asian cop ready to get your alcohol-filled blood.

Okay, so we have cops illegally forcing people to have their blood drawn due to drunk driving? What the hell happened to safety? Are the cops going to reuse the needles? Do they even know HOW TO DRAW BLOOD? I know they do by biting your neck, then stealing your pot because they are a corrupt asswipe on a power trip.

Now the cops here are on power drips.... The obvious solution to this problem is to only drink and drive if you are on a rampage or just robbed a crackhead that just narced about a drunk driver. Better yet, drink at your house until you puke because you aren't in a damn car.

Remember if you feel the need to drink and drive, then use this:


No cop will stop you in this!

Chicago Sun Times - Obama beats out Jesus as America's hero



I guess I was wrong all those months I was saying Obama is not the new Messiah. As you can see above, it's obvious that Obama likes goats, not dogs, as a pet. I wonder WWOD if Jesus walked up. In fact WWJD do if Obama walked up?

Is there going to be a god of light battle of Biblical preaching? I have to say that Jesus is gonna win given the fact that he has proven power, such as rising from the dead, whereas Obama's best power is giving a speech while he's blazed.


The fight will be interesting as Obama has yet to be crucified, but we know Jesus can take the pain. I am wondering who will win this new interdimensional spiritual battle, and exactly how does a Messiah stimulus plan work in a bad economy? Maybe Jesus should show up Obama by feeding 5000 with just a few fish and loaves of bread.

Can you beat that Obama? Doesn't cost one tax dollar! Call 1-800-BIG-FITE for information regarding the $300 fight on pay-per-view.

The Right Perspective - Putin Warns US about Socialism



Well when Russia is warning you that shit is gonna go down, you might want to freakin' listen. Plus the guy's name is pronounced "Pootin," which makes it a tad bit funnier.



Wow, this guy hated Bush, now he hates Obama, and we're entering what appears to be a new civil war within a few months? We have the Mexican drug war moving in, currently 29 states ready to secede, some with militias full of homicidal maniacs, and now we have fascist socialism all up in Obama's butt.

This is bad, but then look at this. We have... a brigade of National Guard troops practicing urban warfare in a neighborhood near you!

Iowa Daily News Herald and Infowars - Iowa National Guard to Train for Gun Confiscation


Here's a concerned citizen's video about this bullshit.



Now, here is your nihilism toward what is happening because you are a giant wuss.



So, you hipsters, emo kiddies, goth wannabes, New Age morons, preppy fluoridated brainless idiots, etc, all need to WAKE THE HELL UP and say fuck the military coming in like a bunch of COMMIES and practicing like they're in a 3rd world country like Iraq or Afghanistan.

Maybe they will confiscate your BB guns too. The military just wants what's best for you. That's why we have hundreds of FEMA internment camps being filled with the grasshoppers from Mexico.

A new movie, called, Mexican Mafia War is about to be released starring Antonio Banderas as Zorro fighting Chuck Norris style. The biggest question of all is, why does Zorro dress like such a queer? Chuck Norris vs. Zorro... Let's see!


Actual footage of a Chuck Norris fight from the 1980s.




Famous Patrick Henry Patriot Speech from March 23, 1775



March 23, 1775

No man thinks more highly than I do of the patriotism, as well as abilities, of the very worthy gentlemen who have just addressed the House. But different men often see the same subject in different lights; and, therefore, I hope it will not be thought disrespectful to those gentlemen if, entertaining as I do opinions of a character very opposite to theirs, I shall speak forth my sentiments freely and without reserve.

Patrick Henry: "I know not what course others may take but as for me: give me liberty or give me death."

This is no time for ceremony. The question before the House is one of awful moment to this country. For my own part, I consider it as nothing less than a question of freedom or slavery; and in proportion to the magnitude of the subject ought to be the freedom of the debate. It is only in this way that we can hope to arrive at truth, and fulfill the great responsibility which we hold to God and our country. Should I keep back my opinions at such a time, through fear of giving offense, I should consider myself as guilty of treason towards my country, and of an act of disloyalty toward the Majesty of Heaven, which I revere above all earthly kings.

Mr. President, it is natural to man to indulge in the illusions of hope. We are apt to shut our eyes against a painful truth, and listen to the song of that siren till she transforms us into beasts. Is this the part of wise men, engaged in a great and arduous struggle for liberty? Are we disposed to be of the number of those who, having eyes, see not, and, having ears, hear not, the things which so nearly concern their temporal salvation? For my part, whatever anguish of spirit it may cost, I am willing to know the whole truth; to know the worst, and to provide for it.

I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided, and that is the lamp of experience. I know of no way of judging of the future but by the past. And judging by the past, I wish to know what there has been in the conduct of the British ministry for the last ten years to justify those hopes with which gentlemen have been pleased to solace themselves and the House. Is it that insidious smile with which our petition has been lately received?

Trust it not, sir; it will prove a snare to your feet. Suffer not yourselves to be betrayed with a kiss. Ask yourselves how this gracious reception of our petition comports with those warlike preparations which cover our waters and darken our land.

Are fleets and armies necessary to a work of love and reconciliation? Have we shown ourselves so unwilling to be reconciled that force must be called in to win back our love?

Let us not deceive ourselves, sir. These are the implements of war and subjugation; the last arguments to which kings resort. I ask gentlemen, sir, what means this martial array, if its purpose be not to force us to submission? Can gentlemen assign any other possible motive for it? Has Great Britain any enemy, in this quarter of the world, to call for all this accumulation of navies and armies? No, sir, she has none. They are meant for us: they can be meant for no other. They are sent over to bind and rivet upon us those chains which the British ministry have been so long forging. And what have we to oppose to them? Shall we try argument? Sir, we have been trying that for the last ten years.

Have we anything new to offer upon the subject? Nothing. We have held the subject up in every light of which it is capable; but it has been all in vain. Shall we resort to entreaty and humble supplication? What terms shall we find which have not been already exhausted? Let us not, I beseech you, sir, deceive ourselves.

Sir, we have done everything that could be done to avert the storm which is now coming on. We have petitioned; we have remonstrated; we have supplicated; we have prostrated ourselves before the throne, and have implored its interposition to arrest the tyrannical hands of the ministry and Parliament. Our petitions have been slighted; our remonstrances have produced additional violence and insult; our supplications have been disregarded; and we have been spurned, with contempt, from the foot of the throne!

In vain, after these things, may we indulge the fond hope of peace and reconciliation. There is no longer any room for hope.

If we wish to be free — if we mean to preserve inviolate those inestimable privileges for which we have been so long contending — if we mean not basely to abandon the noble struggle in which we have been so long engaged, and which we have pledged ourselves never to abandon until the glorious object of our contest shall be obtained — we must fight! I repeat it, sir, we must fight! An appeal to arms and to the God of hosts is all that is left us! They tell us, sir, that we are weak; unable to cope with so formidable an adversary. But when shall we be stronger? Will it be the next week, or the next year? Will it be when we are totally disarmed, and when a British guard shall be stationed in every house? Shall we gather strength but irresolution and inaction?

Shall we acquire the means of effectual resistance by lying supinely on our backs and hugging the delusive phantom of hope, until our enemies shall have bound us hand and foot? Sir, we are not weak if we make a proper use of those means which the God of nature hath placed in our power. The millions of people, armed in the holy cause of liberty, and in such a country as that which we possess, are invincible by any force which our enemy can send against us. Besides, sir, we shall not fight our battles alone. There is a just God who presides over the destinies of nations, and who will raise up friends to fight our battles for us. The battle, sir, is not to the strong alone; it is to the vigilant, the active, the brave.

Besides, sir, we have no election. If we were base enough to desire it, it is now too late to retire from the contest. There is no retreat but in submission and slavery! Our chains are forged! Their clanking may be heard on the plains of Boston!

The war is inevitable — and let it come! I repeat it, sir, let it come.

It is in vain, sir, to extenuate the matter. Gentlemen may cry, Peace, Peace — but there is no peace. The war is actually begun! The next gale that sweeps from the north will bring to our ears the clash of resounding arms! Our brethren are already in the field! Why stand we here idle? What is it that gentlemen wish? What would they have? Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God!

I know not what course others may take but as for me: give me liberty or give me death.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Infowars Comedy and Ranting 2/19/09



New York Times - Students Protest at N.Y.U.

Ah yes, a new hippie protest as "terrorist" students barricade themselves in a cafeteria(a protestor is a terrorist according to Obama). While Obama is busy ignoring the eugenics depopulation in the Middle East, students demand some rights! Obaaaaaaaaaaaama and his clones, drones, and wire-tapped cell-phones are all coming after us.

The problem is, and this really probably has no relevance to what I just read or just wrote... Obama is a gigantic fraud, perhaps a robotic android created by the CIA.... Or maybe he is a greedy 10% African (sorry to insult your non-existant heritage) with dark skin who parades around with his gorilla wife like Paris Hilton on a sex tape.

You know, I'm pale as shit, and I'm 1/8 Cherokee. Does that make me the first Native American smartass on Blogger??



USA Today - Security infiltrates college classrooms

Notice how USA Today glows with pride at the pronouncement of grand security programs now being offered as real degrees. What these colleges need to do is teach some FUCKING HISTORY as they are all being indoctrinated to join up with Obama's wannabe draft, fer shizzle?

I don't want to be the bearer of bad news, but most of America is too fucking stupid to stop watching a "reality" show on their brainwash machine/TV to notice they are being prepped with communist tactics.

China didn't become powerful through teaching real skills, but by teaching force, security, and some people need to just plain die. The apathy and new global spy system is incredibly laughable. How the rich ass gods that run the world think that they can possibly kill us off is laughable.

Well shit, since we have real doctors trying to save people, let's start pushing expensive high-tech security jobs as the wave of the future. You may even be allowed to own one of those ancient, illegal devices known as guns.


Yeah what are you gonna do now Rockefeller, you bitter, old robot possessed by God only knows how many demons... Kiss my ass Lord Rothschilds.

Los Angeles Times - Border drug war is too close for comfort

Well, while we are fighting men in caves with Russian and U.S. military weapons in the middle east, we have scores of people dying in the "drug war." You see, this is a real WAR, where people are dying fast and brutally. There is no rules of engagement and the Mexican drug cartels are easily bringing in scores of cocaine because of a non-existant fence to keep them out.

If you want some combat action then join the Marines and be sent straight to the Texas/Mexican border! Shoot to kill and kill to laugh, the motto of a brainwashed marine.

I'm not anti-soldier, hell I'd love to be in the Army, but back injuries eliminate that possibility. And since my commander-in-chief is a mafia puppet master, why the hell would I want to take his orders?


Wow look at that! What a fence! Maybe we should have the Chinese come over and build us a great wall. Where is City Wok when you need them?



East Valley Tribune - Maybe there’s still hope… Students question Obama

Aww shit. You made us too smart with publik skullz! We can see right through your lies buddy boy. You make Bush look more desirable each day. You are Bill Clinton's bastard child, and Hillary probably sleeps in your bed as well. You are trying to create a master elite race correct?

I see a new hippie-like revolution, except with INTELLIGENCE happening this time around. We have one man in congress on our side, Ron Paul. Obama, congratulations, you are a community organizer, and now you are... a douchebag. You paid off voters and used racism to get black voters to make sure they didn't vote for Ron Paul!

You and John McCain probably share cocktails when not sharing... roosters... We will never stop asking questions because we are packing heat and declaring sovereignty from your foreign-owned presidency of total lies and bullshit.

Where the hell is my bailout? That's my question. WHAT ABOUT ME?!?!?!?!?


Look, how sweet! Pick a side... oh yeah, which side has the most money, Israel, not Iran! Hmm...

Monday, February 16, 2009

Infowars News and My Comedy - 2/16/09



Bloomberg - Iran Is Helping Taliban in Afghanistan, Petraeus Says

So everything I have to say here has absolutely nothing to do with the aforementioned article. Well maybe a little bit. A war-hungry imperialistic country like our own is merely shuffling a "deck of war cards."

One day it's Iraq, then it's Afghanistan, then it's North Korea, then it's Russia, then it's back over to Iran, then it's Pakistan, and then we jump over to China. So basically what we are getting here is that a new world order will never happen.

WE FIGHT TOO DAMN MUCH TO HAVE ANY WORLD PEACE! Sure, the Rothschilds (when not inbreeding) can buy up banks and suck us dry. But can they wipe their own asses? Well what if we gave them $100 bills as toilet paper? I think not...




Natural News - FDA Declares Form of Vitamin B6 a Drug

Good news to all you meth addicts. It's official! Vitamin B6 is a new drug that will kick you in the ass! If you smoke crack, you can now pop open a B6 capsule, and attain a new awesome stimulating high that rivals the beauty of Cher's voice!? Don't you know it's much better to trust a doctor/pill dealer when it comes to putting natural materials into your body?

I guess Pfizer, the maker of Zoloft/Suicide Pill, is bitch-slapping the FDA around because, oh yeah, the government has no fucking real money! Hmm, I wonder if this stimulus package they've been talking about will stimulate secretary Treasury Geithner's little bank called the "Federal Reserve Bank of New York." Maybe he wants to loot Americans! Yes, yes he does.

Change is good for America. Especially when a vitamin is given the same value as heroin.

New York Times - Do We Need a New Internet?



Everyone knows that Al Gore invented the internet (it's on the net, go find the source lazy ass), in the same manner he created a global warming book scam. Now it is necessary with all the evil that emanates from the 666 internet, that we must let the government control everything.

Yes... as we bow to Obama, the heavenly messiah of our time; we should reflect on how he can harness his supernatural abilities to take what Al Gore started, and turn it into a gumdrop forest of world love! But seriously, you can't "make the internet" because it doesn't "exist" per se, except in that it's a bunch of connected computers. It has no physical location.

The paradox astounds me, which is why I leave this topic for Obama to find through his meditation, as he is the last Jedi.



Associated Press - Debris falling in Texas, possibly from satellites

Are you fucking serious? We have debris falling from the satellites... Are we sure these are satellites and not flying cameras from Chinese intelligence? China already requires every citizen to carry a camera in their ass as there is a gigantic colonoscopy need/communist need for dehumanizing people.

I wonder how funny it would be for some rich schmuck to be flying his plane and a piece of Chinese ass cameras fall into the propellers. Does this mean China has such a population problem so bad that they are dropping their own people out of the sky with cameras? Maybe it was just Al-Queda again.

No... it's the CIA, and they are in search for gaping assholes.



Infowars - Democrat Proposes Law Requiring Firearm Owners Have $1,000,000 Insurance Policies

Looks like the douchebags in politics still think they are going to stop 150 million armed citizens with ridiculous as shit laws. Hell, we may have to have "shitting insurance" soon in order to use our triple-taxed toilet paper.

I'm sure we'll be paying the United Nations and European Union taxes to breathe "THEIR" oxygen too. Hell some idiots already pay for oxygen at the mall. Wow, let's pay for air, and while you're at it; tax my blood flow as well. Even better is a tax on cellular development.