If you have checked my Myspace profile which you can find yourselves, sorry folks. I am not giving anymore information to corrupt mafia security organizations for the fucking government. They probably already have a file on not just me, but YOU as well that can detail to when we took our first shit in the "potty."
I'm not in favor of all this civil war shit people talk about, I just believe the government should leave people alone, but they are purposely trying to agitate unstable people.
It's not their fucking job to make sure your kid got to the damn school bus by 7 sharp, much less their business what your DNA and BIOMETRIC SIGNATURE is in the name of fighting "terrorists" that were made up during the Bush administration.
Oh no! I must be confusing everyone! What is this? I am anti-Republican and anti-Democrat? I must be unbalanced and unfit to live in this advanced Darwin worshiping society. Or perhaps I'm escaping from the Reptilian aliens.
"The pillaging ... the violence against people, are not tolerable and will not be tolerated," Alliot-Marie told the French radio station RTL. "It's no longer simply a question of containing the protests. ... This mission of honor will continue to be undertaken, but we also have to fight against the violence." (from the article, duh)
Okay, so that isn't the French riot police up there in that picture, but it's close enough. So France is falling apart and the the wineries are apparently not pumping enough out.
The funniest part of it all is that not only is France rioting, it's the first time France has ever had a spine to fight. Hell, I was surprised to hear that France actually has a real military! Do they shoot Daisy air pistols? I bet they've never even seen a real clip for a 9mm, much less the gun.
Seriously though, is this shit gonna hit the United States? If so, then can we get the riot cops to wear those masks? If so then maybe the unrest will be less because we can't stop laughing. Although, when people in the US start ripping apart cars and throwing molotov cocktails, I have a feeling we'll have M-16s in our faces...
Remember the kindness of our own military.
Little Elian Gonzalez was a MAJOR THREAT to domestic problems.
An Asian cop ready to get your alcohol-filled blood.
Okay, so we have cops illegally forcing people to have their blood drawn due to drunk driving? What the hell happened to safety? Are the cops going to reuse the needles? Do they even know HOW TO DRAW BLOOD? I know they do by biting your neck, then stealing your pot because they are a corrupt asswipe on a power trip.
Now the cops here are on power drips.... The obvious solution to this problem is to only drink and drive if you are on a rampage or just robbed a crackhead that just narced about a drunk driver. Better yet, drink at your house until you puke because you aren't in a damn car.
Remember if you feel the need to drink and drive, then use this:
I guess I was wrong all those months I was saying Obama is not the new Messiah. As you can see above, it's obvious that Obama likes goats, not dogs, as a pet. I wonder WWOD if Jesus walked up. In fact WWJD do if Obama walked up?
Is there going to be a god of light battle of Biblical preaching? I have to say that Jesus is gonna win given the fact that he has proven power, such as rising from the dead, whereas Obama's best power is giving a speech while he's blazed.
The fight will be interesting as Obama has yet to be crucified, but we know Jesus can take the pain. I am wondering who will win this new interdimensional spiritual battle, and exactly how does a Messiah stimulus plan work in a bad economy? Maybe Jesus should show up Obama by feeding 5000 with just a few fish and loaves of bread.
Can you beat that Obama? Doesn't cost one tax dollar! Call 1-800-BIG-FITE for information regarding the $300 fight on pay-per-view.
Well when Russia is warning you that shit is gonna go down, you might want to freakin' listen. Plus the guy's name is pronounced "Pootin," which makes it a tad bit funnier.
Wow, this guy hated Bush, now he hates Obama, and we're entering what appears to be a new civil war within a few months? We have the Mexican drug war moving in, currently 29 states ready to secede, some with militias full of homicidal maniacs, and now we have fascist socialism all up in Obama's butt.
This is bad, but then look at this. We have... a brigade of National Guard troops practicing urban warfare in a neighborhood near you!
Here's a concerned citizen's video about this bullshit.
Now, here is your nihilism toward what is happening because you are a giant wuss.
So, you hipsters, emo kiddies, goth wannabes, New Age morons, preppy fluoridated brainless idiots, etc, all need to WAKE THE HELL UP and say fuck the military coming in like a bunch of COMMIES and practicing like they're in a 3rd world country like Iraq or Afghanistan.
Maybe they will confiscate your BB guns too. The military just wants what's best for you. That's why we have hundreds of FEMA internment camps being filled with the grasshoppers from Mexico.
A new movie, called, Mexican Mafia War is about to be released starring Antonio Banderas as Zorro fighting Chuck Norris style. The biggest question of all is, why does Zorro dress like such a queer? Chuck Norris vs. Zorro... Let's see!
Actual footage of a Chuck Norris fight from the 1980s.
No man thinks more highly than I do of the patriotism, as well as abilities, of the very worthy gentlemen who have just addressed the House. But different men often see the same subject in different lights; and, therefore, I hope it will not be thought disrespectful to those gentlemen if, entertaining as I do opinions of a character very opposite to theirs, I shall speak forth my sentiments freely and without reserve.
Patrick Henry: "I know not what course others may take but as for me: give me liberty or give me death."
This is no time for ceremony. The question before the House is one of awful moment to this country. For my own part, I consider it as nothing less than a question of freedom or slavery; and in proportion to the magnitude of the subject ought to be the freedom of the debate. It is only in this way that we can hope to arrive at truth, and fulfill the great responsibility which we hold to God and our country. Should I keep back my opinions at such a time, through fear of giving offense, I should consider myself as guilty of treason towards my country, and of an act of disloyalty toward the Majesty of Heaven, which I revere above all earthly kings.
Mr. President, it is natural to man to indulge in the illusions of hope. We are apt to shut our eyes against a painful truth, and listen to the song of that siren till she transforms us into beasts. Is this the part of wise men, engaged in a great and arduous struggle for liberty? Are we disposed to be of the number of those who, having eyes, see not, and, having ears, hear not, the things which so nearly concern their temporal salvation? For my part, whatever anguish of spirit it may cost, I am willing to know the whole truth; to know the worst, and to provide for it.
I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided, and that is the lamp of experience. I know of no way of judging of the future but by the past. And judging by the past, I wish to know what there has been in the conduct of the British ministry for the last ten years to justify those hopes with which gentlemen have been pleased to solace themselves and the House. Is it that insidious smile with which our petition has been lately received?
Trust it not, sir; it will prove a snare to your feet. Suffer not yourselves to be betrayed with a kiss. Ask yourselves how this gracious reception of our petition comports with those warlike preparations which cover our waters and darken our land.
Are fleets and armies necessary to a work of love and reconciliation? Have we shown ourselves so unwilling to be reconciled that force must be called in to win back our love?
Let us not deceive ourselves, sir. These are the implements of war and subjugation; the last arguments to which kings resort. I ask gentlemen, sir, what means this martial array, if its purpose be not to force us to submission? Can gentlemen assign any other possible motive for it? Has Great Britain any enemy, in this quarter of the world, to call for all this accumulation of navies and armies? No, sir, she has none. They are meant for us: they can be meant for no other. They are sent over to bind and rivet upon us those chains which the British ministry have been so long forging. And what have we to oppose to them? Shall we try argument? Sir, we have been trying that for the last ten years.
Have we anything new to offer upon the subject? Nothing. We have held the subject up in every light of which it is capable; but it has been all in vain. Shall we resort to entreaty and humble supplication? What terms shall we find which have not been already exhausted? Let us not, I beseech you, sir, deceive ourselves.
Sir, we have done everything that could be done to avert the storm which is now coming on. We have petitioned; we have remonstrated; we have supplicated; we have prostrated ourselves before the throne, and have implored its interposition to arrest the tyrannical hands of the ministry and Parliament. Our petitions have been slighted; our remonstrances have produced additional violence and insult; our supplications have been disregarded; and we have been spurned, with contempt, from the foot of the throne!
In vain, after these things, may we indulge the fond hope of peace and reconciliation. There is no longer any room for hope.
If we wish to be free — if we mean to preserve inviolate those inestimable privileges for which we have been so long contending — if we mean not basely to abandon the noble struggle in which we have been so long engaged, and which we have pledged ourselves never to abandon until the glorious object of our contest shall be obtained — we must fight! I repeat it, sir, we must fight! An appeal to arms and to the God of hosts is all that is left us! They tell us, sir, that we are weak; unable to cope with so formidable an adversary. But when shall we be stronger? Will it be the next week, or the next year? Will it be when we are totally disarmed, and when a British guard shall be stationed in every house? Shall we gather strength but irresolution and inaction?
Shall we acquire the means of effectual resistance by lying supinely on our backs and hugging the delusive phantom of hope, until our enemies shall have bound us hand and foot? Sir, we are not weak if we make a proper use of those means which the God of nature hath placed in our power. The millions of people, armed in the holy cause of liberty, and in such a country as that which we possess, are invincible by any force which our enemy can send against us. Besides, sir, we shall not fight our battles alone. There is a just God who presides over the destinies of nations, and who will raise up friends to fight our battles for us. The battle, sir, is not to the strong alone; it is to the vigilant, the active, the brave.
Besides, sir, we have no election. If we were base enough to desire it, it is now too late to retire from the contest. There is no retreat but in submission and slavery! Our chains are forged! Their clanking may be heard on the plains of Boston!
The war is inevitable — and let it come! I repeat it, sir, let it come.
It is in vain, sir, to extenuate the matter. Gentlemen may cry, Peace, Peace — but there is no peace. The war is actually begun! The next gale that sweeps from the north will bring to our ears the clash of resounding arms! Our brethren are already in the field! Why stand we here idle? What is it that gentlemen wish? What would they have? Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God!
I know not what course others may take but as for me: give me liberty or give me death.
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