Infowars Comedy and Ranting 2/19/09

New York Times - Students Protest at N.Y.U.

Ah yes, a new hippie protest as "terrorist" students barricade themselves in a cafeteria(a protestor is a terrorist according to Obama). While Obama is busy ignoring the eugenics depopulation in the Middle East, students demand some rights! Obaaaaaaaaaaaama and his clones, drones, and wire-tapped cell-phones are all coming after us.

The problem is, and this really probably has no relevance to what I just read or just wrote... Obama is a gigantic fraud, perhaps a robotic android created by the CIA.... Or maybe he is a greedy 10% African (sorry to insult your non-existant heritage) with dark skin who parades around with his gorilla wife like Paris Hilton on a sex tape.

You know, I'm pale as shit, and I'm 1/8 Cherokee. Does that make me the first Native American smartass on Blogger??



USA Today - Security infiltrates college classrooms

Notice how USA Today glows with pride at the pronouncement of grand security programs now being offered as real degrees. What these colleges need to do is teach some FUCKING HISTORY as they are all being indoctrinated to join up with Obama's wannabe draft, fer shizzle?

I don't want to be the bearer of bad news, but most of America is too fucking stupid to stop watching a "reality" show on their brainwash machine/TV to notice they are being prepped with communist tactics.

China didn't become powerful through teaching real skills, but by teaching force, security, and some people need to just plain die. The apathy and new global spy system is incredibly laughable. How the rich ass gods that run the world think that they can possibly kill us off is laughable.

Well shit, since we have real doctors trying to save people, let's start pushing expensive high-tech security jobs as the wave of the future. You may even be allowed to own one of those ancient, illegal devices known as guns.


Yeah what are you gonna do now Rockefeller, you bitter, old robot possessed by God only knows how many demons... Kiss my ass Lord Rothschilds.

Los Angeles Times - Border drug war is too close for comfort

Well, while we are fighting men in caves with Russian and U.S. military weapons in the middle east, we have scores of people dying in the "drug war." You see, this is a real WAR, where people are dying fast and brutally. There is no rules of engagement and the Mexican drug cartels are easily bringing in scores of cocaine because of a non-existant fence to keep them out.

If you want some combat action then join the Marines and be sent straight to the Texas/Mexican border! Shoot to kill and kill to laugh, the motto of a brainwashed marine.

I'm not anti-soldier, hell I'd love to be in the Army, but back injuries eliminate that possibility. And since my commander-in-chief is a mafia puppet master, why the hell would I want to take his orders?


Wow look at that! What a fence! Maybe we should have the Chinese come over and build us a great wall. Where is City Wok when you need them?



East Valley Tribune - Maybe there’s still hope… Students question Obama

Aww shit. You made us too smart with publik skullz! We can see right through your lies buddy boy. You make Bush look more desirable each day. You are Bill Clinton's bastard child, and Hillary probably sleeps in your bed as well. You are trying to create a master elite race correct?

I see a new hippie-like revolution, except with INTELLIGENCE happening this time around. We have one man in congress on our side, Ron Paul. Obama, congratulations, you are a community organizer, and now you are... a douchebag. You paid off voters and used racism to get black voters to make sure they didn't vote for Ron Paul!

You and John McCain probably share cocktails when not sharing... roosters... We will never stop asking questions because we are packing heat and declaring sovereignty from your foreign-owned presidency of total lies and bullshit.

Where the hell is my bailout? That's my question. WHAT ABOUT ME?!?!?!?!?


Look, how sweet! Pick a side... oh yeah, which side has the most money, Israel, not Iran! Hmm...

Infowars News and My Comedy - 2/16/09

Bloomberg - Iran Is Helping Taliban in Afghanistan, Petraeus Says

So everything I have to say here has absolutely nothing to do with the aforementioned article. Well maybe a little bit. A war-hungry imperialistic country like our own is merely shuffling a "deck of war cards."

One day it's Iraq, then it's Afghanistan, then it's North Korea, then it's Russia, then it's back over to Iran, then it's Pakistan, and then we jump over to China. So basically what we are getting here is that a new world order will never happen.

WE FIGHT TOO DAMN MUCH TO HAVE ANY WORLD PEACE! Sure, the Rothschilds (when not inbreeding) can buy up banks and suck us dry. But can they wipe their own asses? Well what if we gave them $100 bills as toilet paper? I think not...




Natural News - FDA Declares Form of Vitamin B6 a Drug

Good news to all you meth addicts. It's official! Vitamin B6 is a new drug that will kick you in the ass! If you smoke crack, you can now pop open a B6 capsule, and attain a new awesome stimulating high that rivals the beauty of Cher's voice!? Don't you know it's much better to trust a doctor/pill dealer when it comes to putting natural materials into your body?

I guess Pfizer, the maker of Zoloft/Suicide Pill, is bitch-slapping the FDA around because, oh yeah, the government has no fucking real money! Hmm, I wonder if this stimulus package they've been talking about will stimulate secretary Treasury Geithner's little bank called the "Federal Reserve Bank of New York." Maybe he wants to loot Americans! Yes, yes he does.

Change is good for America. Especially when a vitamin is given the same value as heroin.

New York Times - Do We Need a New Internet?



Everyone knows that Al Gore invented the internet (it's on the net, go find the source lazy ass), in the same manner he created a global warming book scam. Now it is necessary with all the evil that emanates from the 666 internet, that we must let the government control everything.

Yes... as we bow to Obama, the heavenly messiah of our time; we should reflect on how he can harness his supernatural abilities to take what Al Gore started, and turn it into a gumdrop forest of world love! But seriously, you can't "make the internet" because it doesn't "exist" per se, except in that it's a bunch of connected computers. It has no physical location.

The paradox astounds me, which is why I leave this topic for Obama to find through his meditation, as he is the last Jedi.



Associated Press - Debris falling in Texas, possibly from satellites

Are you fucking serious? We have debris falling from the satellites... Are we sure these are satellites and not flying cameras from Chinese intelligence? China already requires every citizen to carry a camera in their ass as there is a gigantic colonoscopy need/communist need for dehumanizing people.

I wonder how funny it would be for some rich schmuck to be flying his plane and a piece of Chinese ass cameras fall into the propellers. Does this mean China has such a population problem so bad that they are dropping their own people out of the sky with cameras? Maybe it was just Al-Queda again.

No... it's the CIA, and they are in search for gaping assholes.



Infowars - Democrat Proposes Law Requiring Firearm Owners Have $1,000,000 Insurance Policies

Looks like the douchebags in politics still think they are going to stop 150 million armed citizens with ridiculous as shit laws. Hell, we may have to have "shitting insurance" soon in order to use our triple-taxed toilet paper.

I'm sure we'll be paying the United Nations and European Union taxes to breathe "THEIR" oxygen too. Hell some idiots already pay for oxygen at the mall. Wow, let's pay for air, and while you're at it; tax my blood flow as well. Even better is a tax on cellular development.